mcgregor:

#they’re the same thing

bewbin:

some new car blinkers i think should add

jewishevelinebaker:

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

all part of the plan

blemgoid:

blemgoid:

been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏

to all da lamers/haters out there: i only offer shitty spells like for making people break up, lose job/money, get sick etc. so all my customers deserve 2 get scammed. i am a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar

prideandprejudice2005:

pyaasa:

loo-nuh-tik:

Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) > Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 

lizzorasaurus:

I havent drawn anything in a while here you go

typette:

koriinku:

headrubs:

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

starlightdreambabe:

funnytwittertweets:

grayson-richard:

BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES 🦇

sawasawako-archived:

sawasawako-archived:

always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

the true duality of man is silly-earnest

wazagh:

radioh:

rabbitindisguise:

carys-the-ninth:

“let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it” (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.